Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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