drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
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If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
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so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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