well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
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As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
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You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
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