My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
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oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
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Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with