How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
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Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
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My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome