Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
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I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
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It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
There are leaves in my underwear?
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