have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
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he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
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Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
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