you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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