Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
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After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
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I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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