Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
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you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
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Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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