Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
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my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
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Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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