dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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