Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
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Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
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Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
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