So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
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Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
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Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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