Moan for me like Helen Keller
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
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The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
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There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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