hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
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it's great music for shaving your balls
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
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If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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