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Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
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You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
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Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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