i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
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dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
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Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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