One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
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