sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I don't think brook has ever known best
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
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Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
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Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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