He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
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coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
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I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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