It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
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I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
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I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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