Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
You left your phone here
Wait...
Randomize
