we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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