Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
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She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
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Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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