is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
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