I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
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she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
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OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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