I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
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All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
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Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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