Why are handjobs necessary in class?
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.