awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
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this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
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I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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