have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
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Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do