So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.