I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
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Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
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It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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