ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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