I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
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I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
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Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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