I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
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He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
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Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?