let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
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I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
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She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?