you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
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what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
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Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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