My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
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Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
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I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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