I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
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When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
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Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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