marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
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Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
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I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
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