Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
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I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
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whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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