I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...