# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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