Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
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I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
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How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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