do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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