hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
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The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
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at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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