Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
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Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
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Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
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