and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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