We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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