i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
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Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
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I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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