Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
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Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
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Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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