So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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