My first STD was from a foam party
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.